Seriously, Ren Faire is totally awesome and we all had a blast going. For those of you unfamiliar, it’s like traveling back in time to the classic medieval periods – expect with a bunch of tourists.

They have glass blowers, homemade clothes and goblets and soups and all kinds of neat stuff to buy. Live shows that will blow your mind, and people who even try to speak in old English and ask, “What is that peculiar object in your hand?” or “with whom are you speaking?” when you’re using your phone.

It’s awesome.

So what follows is a series of adventures from that very hot (it was 93 degrees, and like 90% humidity) but very fun day. Enjoy!